A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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