How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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