Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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