- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

You are joking right?

A man goes to the potty.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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