- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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