"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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