1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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A women left the kitchen.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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