What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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