- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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