- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

One, two, three, four and five

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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