Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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