- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

it was all Tagart

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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