An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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I like the color potato.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Obama

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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