- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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