dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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