- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

My jeans

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Turkey Balls

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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