Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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