whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A sober Irish individual.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A russian gives away vodka.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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