- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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