- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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