What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

why did the girl cry because she was raped

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

N-E Pats never cheated

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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