- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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