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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

your so fat. your fat!

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Do you play piano? No

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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