- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A man goes to the potty.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

This is an anti-joke.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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