- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

12 in general

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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