- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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