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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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