How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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