A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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