Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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