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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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