My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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