- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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