- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Allah walked into AK Bar

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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