What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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