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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Donald Trump

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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