- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I'm homeless.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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