- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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