- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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