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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

your no better than a cockroach

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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