Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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