knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

what did the black women name her child jamaal

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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