What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Blacks

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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