- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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