How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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I'm hungry.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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