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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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