Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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