Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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stinky boner

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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cool

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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