- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

You know what's cool? Yep.

John lazzaro likes dick

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Take part of what?

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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