Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A gay man watches football.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

You idiot.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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