- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A miserable man committed suicide.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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