A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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