I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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