- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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