A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Communism hehe xd

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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