A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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