- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Chris is hairy

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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