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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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