- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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