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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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