What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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