So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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