Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Potassium? K.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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