How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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