I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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