- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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