- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

9/11 my birthday

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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