What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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