Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Whats the defination of cruelty

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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