I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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