An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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