When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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