What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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tea with milk?

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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