- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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