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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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