- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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