Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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