How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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