- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

I just threw up..In my pants.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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