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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Knock, Knock Come in

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Killing your friend as a joke.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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