- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Blacks

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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