- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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