- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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