Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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