A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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